I'm just a guy. No special qualifications.
My name is Ron. My full name isn't so much a secret, as just nobody's business. It amuses me to go by Ming of Mongo, or Ming the Merciless, out of a love of old movies and pulp fiction.
I've been a highly paid consultant, and I've loaded trucks. I've written ad copy, and I've written a political newspaper column. I've traveled, and I've been stuck at home. As the song says, I've had money, and I've had none. I've seen a thing or two. I guess that's my qualification.
